I pounded
on the steering wheel of my truck. I
couldn't believe she’d done it again.
This was the third time that blond haired witch cut in between parked
cars to take a spot from me with that horrid Mary Kay pink scooter of
hers. Who on earth would choose to drive
a scooter that color anyways?
I circled
the parking lot for fifteen minutes looking for another spot contemplating ways
to get even with that evil woman. At the
twenty-minute mark, a place opened up in the very back of the lot bordering on
the large drainage pond. It meant I’d
have to walk close to a mile, but at least I had a place to park.
My truck
rattled its typical death wheeze as I turned it off. Looking up and taking a deep breath before
getting out into the stifling Florida humidity, I saw the answer to my
dilemma. I had a way to get back at that
bleach bottle blond. My door creaked
open and I tip toed to the back of my truck.
I dug around and got out a few supplies.
Then, I went to make the acquaintance of the large crocodile sunning
himself near my truck.
With a few
quick preparations, I was able to charm the massive creature. He got up and lumbered off into the parking
lot. I smiled, put my things away, and
began the hike. Along the way, I saw my
scaly friend again. He had cozied up to
that Pepto-Bismol pink scooter and went back to sleep. Revenge is sweet.
Oh yes, sweet revenge.
ReplyDeleteIt is great, isn't it?
DeleteAh, yes. A tale of happy revenge. And a pink scooter, to boot. I really enjoyed this!
ReplyDeleteThanks! It was fun to write.
DeleteI thought this was going to go all TAWANDA! from Fried Green Tomatoes. But this is fun too. Revenge can be so sweet.
ReplyDeleteRevenge done right can be fun, can't it?
DeleteI don't like parking lots - they often do spark the desire to plot revenge because there are too many thoughtless jerks out there :) The croc is a fun idea, though!
ReplyDeleteI was having a frustrating day yesterday when I wrote this. After thinking about the three prompts, this came to mind. I wish I could sic that croc on someone in real life. Oh well. Writing about it is just as much fun.
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