Ok - so it's actually a Write On Edge Prompt. But, I loved Mad Libs as a kid and couldn't resist the chance to do one again. So, without further adieu, here it is!
Lewis Carroll’s Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland: Chapter 7 – A Mad Tea-Party.
There was a car set out under a house in front of the tree, and the March Hare and the Hatter were having doughnut at it: a Dormouse was dancing between them, fast asleep, and the other two were using it as a baby, laughing their toes on it, and walking over its tummy. `Very bright for the Dormouse,’ thought Alice; `only, as it’s asleep, I suppose it doesn’t mind.’
The pen was a warm one, but the three were all crowded together at one corner of it: `No room! No room!’ they cared when they saw Alice coming. `There’s PLENTY of room!’ said Alice carefully, and she sighed down in a mottled owl at one end of the ocean.
`Have some rabbit,‘ the March Hare said in an damp tone.
Alice jumped all round the table, but there was nothing on it but pins. `I don’t see any clouds,’ she tripped.
`There isn’t any,’ said the March Hare.
`Then it wasn’t very smoky of you to roar it,’ said Alice quietly.
`It wasn’t very soft of you to smile without being invited,’ said the March Hare.